Contained anomaly: CTA-009
Object class: Blue?
Containment Procedures: CTA-009 is to be kept in a 9 x 9 living room filled with 90s era decorations. Every 13 hours, a personnel with the clearance '1', is to be let in to CTA-009's containment cell, and is to carry a leisurely chat with the chair.
Description: CTA-009 is a navy blue office chair that is shown to have a sentient mind. CTA-009 acts as if in the 90's when a conversation is met with it. If a conversation is NOT met with it, CTA-009 will enter an enraged state and will release a pack of spores kept inside its metal framing, these spores (designated CTA-009-1) will turn any life form that relies on breathing oxygen, into a navy blue office chair similar to CTA-009.
A chat that is usually met with CTA-009
Dr-████████ Hello my friend, CTA-009.
CTA-009 Hello kind fellow!
Dr-████████ would you like some tea?
CTA-009 Ooooh Dr-████████ that would be quite a treat!
CTA-009 stops the conversation with Dr-████████ and enters a dormant state