CTA-009-J - Contain the Anomaly

CTA Corporation

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CTA-009-J

Contained Anomaly: CTA-009-J

Object Class: Amicus-Impetus

Containment Procedures: CTA-009-J is to be kept in a standard living cell with the interior being similar of that to a British style apartment building with sound padded walls. Once every 24 hours one JD class is to be sent into the chamber and talk to CTA-009-J as well as give it food.

Description: CTA-009-J is a sapient standard wooden coffee table painted green and black. CTA-009-J is very social-able and try to engage in conversation with any humans that come near it, if a conversation is not met with it then it will become offended and start British insults and swear words at the person. When food is placed on CTA-009-J then the food gradually disappear in bite marks, where the food goes is currently unknown.

CTA-009-J possesses a British accent. When a conversation is met with it, it will start talking about multiple different subjects like football, architecture, and the government of Switzerland. Afterwards CTA-009-J will enter a dor

Addendum-9J-A:

The previous writer of this article had lost consciousness whilst writing the article, and fell off their chair head first. Thanks to this, the researcher had suffered major brain injuries and is now in a comatose state. It’s kinda funny how that happened when they were writing about a CTA entering a dor

Addendum-9J-B:

The previous researcher had ended up losing consciousness whilst writing the article although injuries are not as bad as the first one. Research will be conducted about writing the word dor

Addendum-9J-C:

Subject: JD-7374
Objective: Test out what happens when you type out the phrase on this document.
CTA-009-J has entered a dor
Result: JD-7374 had instantly entered a dor

Addendum-9J-D:

For fucks sake stop editing this article to add that phrase in it. We know trying to write the synonym for “inactive” is gonna make you enter sleep for the love of god stop trying to test this. If I see one more addendum in this stupid article I will fire that motherfucker who added it.

Addendum-9J-E:

Wait I don’t understand what’s wrong about the word dor