CTA-123-J
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Contained Anomaly: CTA-123-J

Object Class: Class J

Containment Procedures: Containment of CTA-123-J is currently deemed unnecessary.

Description: CTA-123-J Is the English word "Cta", describing a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractable claws. Cta is recognised in as a common house pet, and is commonly found in local housing across the globe. CTA-123-J Is a random event, in which the word "Cta" will be spelt as: "Cta". The effect of the anomaly only appears to be online, CTA-123-J affects 0.032% of attempts to type "cta". The anomaly was found to be not due to human error but instead the result of a currently not understood phenomenon. The anomaly and research thus far has been overseen by Dr Ausbridge.

Discovery.

CTA-123-J Was discovered soon after the creation of the CTA corporation, ██/██/████, due to researchers █████ ██████, Joe ██████ and Lance ██████ at CF-BIO-01 "Fucking around" within the CTA database. █████ ██████, Joe ██████ and Lance ██████ have since been detained and released from their CTA contract.

Addendum.

It should be noted that as of 6/02/2024, the author of this post is unidentified, and no proof testing of the anomaly specified ever commenced. An investigation into this article is ongoing. It should also be noted that the anomaly specified most likely does not exist.

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